Missing Wife

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers.

    "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted.

    The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

    The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in Kachemak Bay."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"

    The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had twelve 25-lb King crabs and six good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her."

    Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

    The trooper said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow!"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Dude, I was SO hoping this thread would be a pic of a milk carton with MY wife's face on it.:badgrin:
     
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    You men are all sick. Sick I tell you!
     
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    If you really don't exactly miss her...is she still missing?
     
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    That was hilarious!!!
     

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