Missing Clinton

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    Missing Bill Clinton

    Just watched a show on Canadian TV. There was a black comedian
    who
    said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton!
    He
    was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

    Number 1- He played the sax.

    Number 2- He smoked weed.

    Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

    Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a
    check
    from the government every month.
    Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's
    shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations'
    most
    distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

    Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
    Clinton.
    The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this year.
    When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
    replied, "I
    don't know, I never had one."

    American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is
    so
    full of crap he can't fly.
    Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest
    leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

    Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.
    The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
    truth
    as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but
    what I
    think you need to know."

    Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky
    Panky
    between Bushes.
     
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    My favorite line?

     
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    Now that is funny! (and sadly, right on target)
     

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