Milk of human kindness

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    Mendel Rugelbaum was very old and suffering from a rare disease and could
    drink only human milk. "How can I get human milk?" Mendel asked the doctor.
    "Well, Ruby Finkelstein's just had a baby, maybe she'll help." So every day Mendel
    went to Ruby's house for his daily feed. Ruby was a dark-eyed, big breasted lady, who,
    in spite of herself, gradually became aroused as Mendel lapped at her ripe breasts.
    One day as he quietly lay sucking, she whispered to him, " Tell me Mr. Rugelbaum, do
    you like it?" "Mmmm, wonderful," he sighed. "is there....," she hesitated, her lips
    parted, eyes aglow, "is there anything else you'd like?" "As a matter of fact there is," murmured Mendel.
    "What?" Ruby asked breathlessly. Mendel licked his lips. "Maybe a little biscuit?"
     

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