Pompous Senator: Mr. Mukasey, if that is your real name, how do you feel about... torture? Michael Mukasey: I don't like it. No, Sir, I do not. Uh-UH! P.S.: But you are a friend of Bush. You must like torture. In fact, I bet you love torture! Say it. Say you love torture! M.M.: Sorry, I can't say I like torture. P.S.: You can't...or you won't?! Tell me, Senor Mukasey, what is your opinion of waterboarding, hmmmm? M.M.: I am not entireley familiar with the procedure. P.S.: Oh come on! You are a friend of Bush. He waterboards people all the time. I'm sure he does it at parties just for fun. It's torture! Are you or are you not against torture? MM: Again, I'm not sure. I don't know exactly what is involved. PS: You are a Bushie! You love torture! Say it! Say you love waterboarding because it is torture! MM: Maybe we could look at what waterboarding is and discuss it. Do you know what it is? PS: I AM ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE, TORTURER! I don't care what waterboarding is, all I know is that BusHitler loves to do it so it MUST be torture! Admit it. Say "Waterboarding is torture and I think it's GREAT!" MM: Uh, could someone please get me some more water, please? PS: It's torture! It is! And you love it! Sweet, sweet, stanky torture! You kiss it! It makes you smile! It makes you horny! Yes, say it! AAAUUUAUGUGUHHHH!