Men Types... to Avoid..

[Colin]

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses her nerve. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I’m too young to die!" she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I’m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I’ve had plenty of love making in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I’ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He’s gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

^^^^ Girls, this is why I wouldn't date a Brit.


That, and they have bad teeth.

I doubt you'd find many British gentleman prepared to go out with you anyway!

 

[Colin]

Oh cmon GC----I'm the most humble, down to earth gentleman a woman could meet.
My mind works like a certain well oiled machine.

( no not a lawn mower )

Why do I need a guy with a brain? I already got my own. I own my own place, earn seriously decent money, travel when I feel like it, pay my own way. Exactly what is the benefit of a guy?

Stick to your dildo. It won't answer back.

 

[goldcatt]

Oh cmon GC----I'm the most humble, down to earth gentleman a woman could meet.
My mind works like a certain well oiled machine.

( no not a lawn mower )

Why do I need a guy with a brain? I already got my own. I own my own place, earn seriously decent money, travel when I feel like it, pay my own way. Exactly what is the benefit of a guy?

Stick to your dildo. It won't answer back.

 

[dilloduck]

Why do I need a guy with a brain? I already got my own. I own my own place, earn seriously decent money, travel when I feel like it, pay my own way. Exactly what is the benefit of a guy?

Stick to your dildo. It won't answer back.

Sticking to your dildo has gotta hurt

 

[Care4all]

Just avoid the guy who is drop dead gorgeous and knows it!

 

[goldcatt]

Stick to your dildo. It won't answer back.

Sticking to your dildo has gotta hurt

I knew there was an explanation for that sunny disposition!

 

[dilloduck]

Sticking to your dildo has gotta hurt

I knew there was an explanation for that sunny disposition!

maybe "Sticking to your Dildo" is a newer version of "Standing by you Man"

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[goldcatt]

Oh cmon GC----I'm the most humble, down to earth gentleman a woman could meet.
My mind works like a certain well oiled machine.

( no not a lawn mower )

Why do I need a guy with a brain? I already got my own. I own my own place, earn seriously decent money, travel when I feel like it, pay my own way. Exactly what is the benefit of a guy?

Seriously? We're talking about men and all you think about is money? If that's what you think a man is for you have sooo much to learn, CG. I'd suggest starting with a sense of humor.

 

[Conspiracist]

Yah, women may as well just hide and become bitter old maidens if they gotta use that list as a guide as to what to avoid.

I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married. Why do people assume that unmarried is a bad thing? I like being single.

It's okay to be a bitter old maiden I guess....

IMHO if marriage does not work out the first time, stay single unless the first marriage was a complete stupid ove made in youth and no dedication. I am quite positive if anything happened between my wife and myself I would stay single for the rest of my time on earth.

 

[Care4all]

I had CG's attitude after getting divorced from my first husband...went almost 6 years thinking just like her.

This does not mean you go "manless" with that attitude.....it just means you are not READY for any kind of commitment to anyone, you are stronger to handle the next disappointment.

Then of course the stupid Cupid's arrow got me, and it was all over but the shouting....married matt and have been with him blissfully for 20 years now!

 

[xsited1]

Men Types... to Avoid..

My Mom told me about these types of men when I was young. That's why I married a woman.

 

[goldcatt]

I had CG's attitude after getting divorced from my first husband...went almost 6 years thinking just like her.

This does not mean you go "manless" with that attitude.....it just means you are not READY for any kind of commitment to anyone, you are stronger to handle the next disappointment.

Then of course the stupid Cupid's arrow got me, and it was all over but the shouting....married matt and have been with him blissfully for 20 years now!

Oh, there was a point in my life when I was down on men. I think most of us go through it at some point, usually when we're young and without perspective. And no, at that time you are NOT ready for any kind of relationship.

But then we grow, and we learn, and at some point we start looking for the right things instead of the wrong ones. And realizing that nobody can take anything from us we don't allow them to have - so we can stop worrying so much about who's in control and being so defensive and just appreciate men for who they are.

I was a little hard on CG, I guess. But nobody abuses my friends except me.

 

[PixieStix]

I like men. I just don't NEED one. So I am cool, nothing personal, just say no

 

[uscitizen]

Yah, women may as well just hide and become bitter old maidens if they gotta use that list as a guide as to what to avoid.

I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married. Why do people assume that unmarried is a bad thing? I like being single.

Our society programs that into all of us.
And also those married...well misery loves company and spouses hate free men/women roaming around esp in their circles....

 

[uscitizen]

Just avoid the guy who is drop dead gorgeous and knows it!

thanks for not mentioning me by name. I am glad this is a private PM.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

As the father of 3 daughters, one has to learn the types of Guys they should learn to avoid. Also.. as a caring member, concerned with the Gals on the board, I feel it's only fair considering my previous post, "Women Defined"

I recommend going to the link for the full description, with cartoons.

1) The Manipulator

2) The Bully

3) The Mess

4) The Genius

5) The Wimpy

6) The Sneak

7) The Whiner

8) The Briber

9) Arnold Basher

10) Joe Bum

11) Mr Popularity

12) The User

This Epigee site is kinda strange Gals..

12 Types of Men to Avoid

Top of the list should be Mama's boy

 

[Toro]

In a trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses her nerve. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I&#8217;m too young to die!" she wails.

Then she yells, "Well, if I&#8217;m going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I&#8217;ve had plenty of love making in my life, but no one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well, I&#8217;ve had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.

Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he says. He&#8217;s gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time.

No one moves.

The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the stranger approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."

^^^^ Girls, this is why I wouldn't date a Brit.


That, and they have bad teeth.

I doubt you'd find many British gentleman prepared to go out with you anyway!

Of course they would! You know the reputation American girls have!

 

[Baruch Menachem]

My daughter is going to be 14. This is a discussion we will have at length.

40 years ago, the best advice I ever read was "Look at the top of the mayonnaise jar." Keep cool, but don't freeze.

Another bit of good advice is "There things you want and things you need. They are not the same."

 

[Oddball]

Oh cmon GC----I'm the most humble, down to earth gentleman a woman could meet.
My mind works like a certain well oiled machine.

( no not a lawn mower )

Why do I need a guy with a brain? I already got my own. I own my own place, earn seriously decent money, travel when I feel like it, pay my own way. Exactly what is the benefit of a guy?

Ummmm.....We squish icky bugs and take out the trash?

 

[uscitizen]

A few of us are really good at fixing things?

Do women love Norm Abrhams types?