men are such assholes!

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    okay i got this new tower......but when i get the screen i couldnt figure out how to make it bigger....esp when playing cards...the cards are like so tiny it was hard to see....so i have poked this button..clicked here....still just kinda not working....i whine ...i complain...da man ignores me.....i mention not playing cards...nothing....just nothing....sooooooooooo i come home today....

    its all big and all....just like i like it...the font and all...damn yall are just nasty at times...

    soooooo i ask so innocent like...how did you do this...and he tells me....so not i am sitting here....trying to figure out where the plus or minus button is?

    i still miss 311
     
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    On most keyboards, they are after the numbers. Go to Zero and there you are. You have to do capital = to get the plus.
     
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    So the old man fixed your computer while you were out and you're pissed at him?

    Geez, there's no pleasing you people sometimes.
     
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    Press "ctrl" and scroll with your mouse wheel.
     
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    or get really stylish glasses, like me.
     
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    Yes Dear! ;) We are born to take the blame! :):):):):)

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    We come from women's bellies, what do you expect? :lol:
     
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    Girls are the Devil! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    o come on he has known this the whole time....sure he fixed it..but not before he was good and ready to fix it...its that passive agressive bullmal....some day i will kill him for it....ooooo and he ask me the other day...what i thought the best way to dispose of a body is.....wth? i told him i was the van der sloot way of leaving it in your hotel room
     
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    "men are such assholes!"

    You sure you didn't mean "White, Middleaged men are such assholes?"
     

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