Abishai100
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This is a Melania Trump crime-story inspired by Quick Change (Bill Murray).
Signing off,
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"After Melania Trump (U.S. First Lady) attended the sad funeral of her husband Donald (U.S. President), she wondered how the Secret Service and CIA could allow a Cobra terrorist to actually infiltrate the White House and cut Donald's throat while he slept! Melania was shocked to also discover that the Vice-President was also murdered, creating a state of emergency in the U.S. government and forcing the Cabinet to elect her (Melania!) as the stand-by acting President until a proper procedure could be determined to create social stability."
"Meanwhile a daring band of bank-robbers wearing Disney character masks (e.g., Mickey Mouse) were robbing banks across U.S. cities and leaving messages at the robberies such as, 'If the First Lady is now the acting President, then Americans have the right to consider more fun ways to celebrate capitalism --- e.g., bank-robbery!'. The FBI penned this gang the Disney Devils [DD]. DD was responsible for over 10 robberies in just one month, so the FBI considered them top-priority."
"President Melania Trump felt absolutely affronted by the suggestion that she was somehow 'incapable' of serving as America's top leader, so she decided to don a vigilante costume and mask and become the heroine known as the Batwoman. As Batwoman, Melania could prowl around America (in a bat-mobile and bat-jet built by her private engineer from MIT) tracking the Disney Devils [DD] gang, determined to put them behind bars. Batwoman believed any conviction in consumerism-culture warranted a serious praise of law and order. Batwoman (Melania) wanted to see DD become an 'example' of what not to do."
BATWOMAN: Don't you have pity towards America?
DISNEY DEVIL: Why? Consumerism is superficial!
BATWOMAN: Well, there're ways to vent frustrations...art for example.
DISNEY DEVIL: Art? Are you joking? Hollywood is as corrupt as Microsoft.
BATWOMAN: Are you suggesting there're media-scandals among celebrities?
DISNEY DEVIL: Do you doubt it, Mrs. Trump? Why is People Magazine so thrilling?
BATWOMAN: I suppose it's because everyday shoppers like 'brain-candy.'
DISNEY DEVIL: Yes and no; Americans crave the outlandish to make consumerism 'fun.'
BATWOMAN: So since people like junk-food, you advocate the marketing of crime?
DISNEY DEVIL: We understand that crime doesn't pay, but TrumpUSA was depressing!
BATWOMAN: Why do you think I became a vigilante?
DISNEY DEVIL: For the same reason you revealed your identity once you arrested us.
BATWOMAN: To prove a point, right?
DISNEY DEVIL: Yes...
BATWOMAN: Well, your point was that "Crime is a vehicle for comedy/sarcasm."
DISNEY DEVIL: Precisely...
BATWOMAN: Perhaps we share something --- we're both 'pensive' by fortune.
DISNEY DEVIL: Haha, that's funny!
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Signing off,
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"After Melania Trump (U.S. First Lady) attended the sad funeral of her husband Donald (U.S. President), she wondered how the Secret Service and CIA could allow a Cobra terrorist to actually infiltrate the White House and cut Donald's throat while he slept! Melania was shocked to also discover that the Vice-President was also murdered, creating a state of emergency in the U.S. government and forcing the Cabinet to elect her (Melania!) as the stand-by acting President until a proper procedure could be determined to create social stability."
"Meanwhile a daring band of bank-robbers wearing Disney character masks (e.g., Mickey Mouse) were robbing banks across U.S. cities and leaving messages at the robberies such as, 'If the First Lady is now the acting President, then Americans have the right to consider more fun ways to celebrate capitalism --- e.g., bank-robbery!'. The FBI penned this gang the Disney Devils [DD]. DD was responsible for over 10 robberies in just one month, so the FBI considered them top-priority."
"President Melania Trump felt absolutely affronted by the suggestion that she was somehow 'incapable' of serving as America's top leader, so she decided to don a vigilante costume and mask and become the heroine known as the Batwoman. As Batwoman, Melania could prowl around America (in a bat-mobile and bat-jet built by her private engineer from MIT) tracking the Disney Devils [DD] gang, determined to put them behind bars. Batwoman believed any conviction in consumerism-culture warranted a serious praise of law and order. Batwoman (Melania) wanted to see DD become an 'example' of what not to do."
BATWOMAN: Don't you have pity towards America?
DISNEY DEVIL: Why? Consumerism is superficial!
BATWOMAN: Well, there're ways to vent frustrations...art for example.
DISNEY DEVIL: Art? Are you joking? Hollywood is as corrupt as Microsoft.
BATWOMAN: Are you suggesting there're media-scandals among celebrities?
DISNEY DEVIL: Do you doubt it, Mrs. Trump? Why is People Magazine so thrilling?
BATWOMAN: I suppose it's because everyday shoppers like 'brain-candy.'
DISNEY DEVIL: Yes and no; Americans crave the outlandish to make consumerism 'fun.'
BATWOMAN: So since people like junk-food, you advocate the marketing of crime?
DISNEY DEVIL: We understand that crime doesn't pay, but TrumpUSA was depressing!
BATWOMAN: Why do you think I became a vigilante?
DISNEY DEVIL: For the same reason you revealed your identity once you arrested us.
BATWOMAN: To prove a point, right?
DISNEY DEVIL: Yes...
BATWOMAN: Well, your point was that "Crime is a vehicle for comedy/sarcasm."
DISNEY DEVIL: Precisely...
BATWOMAN: Perhaps we share something --- we're both 'pensive' by fortune.
DISNEY DEVIL: Haha, that's funny!
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