Click here for the quiz: http://www.biography.com/home_page/dead_celebrity_soulmate.jsp Here are my possibilities I think The Raven looks like the best bet. My most humbling moment... When my cousin and wife, the love of my life, Virginia, succumbed to tuberculosis. Oh, Virginia! A day naught goes by but I hear your sweet cry! My greatest accomplishment... There was this bird bothering me for some time, but I finally decided to write about it and ended up making a decent amount of money. My ideal date would include... After dinner slow and stately, as have been my dinners lately, we would sit and over coffee share our thoughts a little more. 'Til I'd note with fearful gasping, how your voice was gently rasping, rasping in a dusty tone, like Virginia long before. I'd have to see you... nevermore! The celebrity I resemble most... Harry Dean Stanton If I could be anywhere at the moment... At Virginia's graveside. The book on my bedside table... A collection of works by Edward Gorey and the first couple of volumes of the Lemony Snicket series. The things I can't live without... A novelty skull with a candle sticking out of the top (I forget who gave it to me); my cameo of Virginia Fill in the blanks. Madness is sexy... melancholia is sexier. In my home you will find... An unusually new-looking brick wall, which you must never go near. A soft, moist spot on the floorboards, which you must keep covered by the rug at all times. A black cat, which you must feed regularly lest he torment you with the madness-inducing mews of hell. I call him Fluffertop.