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My Dad is a Mormon and we've had a few discussions about Mormon Jesus and his brother Lucifer, it's Freemasonry roots, Endless Celestial Sex, Magic Underwear, secret handshakes and so forth.
It's a completely whackadoodle religious cult. Islam looks sane and well thought out in comparison. All I can tell my Dad is that he still has time to repent. Even on his death bed he can repent.
My Dad is a Mormon and we've had a few discussions about Mormon Jesus and his brother Lucifer, it's Freemasonry roots, Endless Celestial Sex, Magic Underwear, secret handshakes and so forth.
It's a completely whackadoodle religious cult. Islam looks sane and well thought out in comparison. All I can tell my Dad is that he still has time to repent. Even on his death bed he can repent.
The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
After being curious about LDS I investigated it pretty seriously. And i chose not to become a regular church going member, but I have nothing but good things to say about them and the religion. Even though I still am not sure about all of the tenets of the religion.
I was just so impressed by the cool people and I wanted to hang around them a lot.
Still don't know as much as I should about the religion, but the people are generally speaking, golden!
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
After being curious about LDS I investigated it pretty seriously. And i chose not to become a regular church going member, but I have nothing but good things to say about them and the religion. Even though I still am not sure about all of the tenets of the religion.
I was just so impressed by the cool people and I wanted to hang around them a lot.
Still don't know as much as I should about the religion, but the people are generally speaking, golden!
I'm sure you know that many who have been caught up in other cults have said exactly that.
"Chauvinist Religionists!". Good one!
Have the Mormons ever found any actual proof of the battle of Hill Cumorah in NY where, as the Mormons say, 2,230,000 people died?
Any swords or hammers or axes? Any skeletons?
Nope.
Not a single trace.
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
Oh come now! Tel the truth Mojo2!:The secret of wrapping your heart, and brain around Mormonism is to pretend you are a Martian who's come to Earth.
Mormon Gods are having endless sex and thus populating the earth!
And if YOU do good works here on Earth you'll be rewarded by becoming a God and having endless celestial sex too!
Am I lying? No. That's what you believe, why lie about it?
After being curious about LDS I investigated it pretty seriously. And i chose not to become a regular church going member, but I have nothing but good things to say about them and the religion. Even though I still am not sure about all of the tenets of the religion.
I was just so impressed by the cool people and I wanted to hang around them a lot.
Still don't know as much as I should about the religion, but the people are generally speaking, golden!
I'm sure you know that many who have been caught up in other cults have said exactly that.
So what?
There is nothing cultish about LDS that can't also be said about other Christian/Judeo religions.