Medical Tests

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    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."

    "Mrs. Ward, please."

    "Speaking."

    "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing
    Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to
    the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Ward arrived
    as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your
    husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or
    terrible."

    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks nervously.

    "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's
    and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell
    which your husband's is."

    "That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questions
    Mrs. Ward.

    "Normally we can, but Medicare will pay for these
    expensive tests only one time."

    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"

    "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your
    husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds
    his way home, don't sleep with him."
     

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