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The British doctor says, "We took a dead man's balls and transplanted them to a living man and now he is looking for work."
The German doctor says, "In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs, "You all are behind us. Eight years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
The German doctor says, "In Germany, we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Russian doctor says, "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs, "You all are behind us. Eight years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"