Meanwhile, on Amtrak

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  1. Philobeado
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    Sitting together on a train was Obama, George W. Bush , a little old
    lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

    The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the
    sound of a loud slap.

    When the train emerges from the tunnel, Obama has a bright red hand
    print on his cheek. No one speaks.


    The old lady thinks: Obama must have groped the blonde in the dark, and
    she slapped him.


    The blonde girl thinks: Obama must have tried to grope me in the dark,
    but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.


    Obama thinks: Bush must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried
    to slap him but missed and got me instead.


    George Bush thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack
    Obama again.

    :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Tunnel of love, man
     
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    I agree!
    :lol::lol::lol:
     

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