Mars and Venus

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  1. JOKER96BRAVO
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    So I’m at lunch with a friend and we start talking about women…
    What originally brought the subject up was on the way to Chipotle (shameless
    promotion), a young, foxy girl passed in another car and shouted at me “I wanna
    F#ck you”. So my buddy gets all excited and request that I turn around and
    follow her (As if she would really let me hit it). Can’t say it didn’t get my attention,
    but I’m married. We got to talking and I pointed out how men really are like
    animals in some cases. Hell I’d get slapped silly if I said that to a hot, young lady
    out on the street. It’s so easy to get a man’s sexual attention, why is that???
    What makes us fantasize about multiple women,
    and random acts of sex wherever we go. It’s the classic porn scene:

    (door bell)
    delivery boy “here’s your pizza ladies.”
    Ladies “is it hot???
    DB “ ohhh ya, cause it’s been sitting on my lap”
    (DB rips off pants, start porn music)

    Do women think about this kind of stuff?
    This girl probably had a bet going on with her friends that she could cause a three
    car pile up from me whipping a u-turn, doing 80, during lunch rush hour. Or maybe
    she would have pulled some freaky action on me and my bud (I doubt it though). I
    guess what I wanna know is, why are most women so complex when it comes to
    sexual advances and men are so eager to respond to the wind blowing on their
    leg? I have the answer (IMO) I just wanted to hear some thoughts on the subject.

    Tell me what you think, or tell me a good story.
     
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    wow 8 views and no opinions.
    Do I write about stupid shit???
     
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    Yes, LOL!!
     
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    In that case I'll just stick to being the stupid funny guy,
    at the bottom section of the board~!~
     
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    Testosterone. Lots of it. I think women tend to think more with their heart/emotions and men seem to think more with their, well, you get the idea...

    :cof:
     
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    Maybe she REALLY said "I Wont F*&ck shoes!"

    ??

    :)
     
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    Wow.....I am told that the women's locker room (euphemistically speaking) can get very tawdry. But it is not the same as the way men do it at all. There is more sensitivity involved, and romance in most cases.....it is not like the "hit it" scenario you lay out.

    Soft focus, nice jazz and good wine on a moonlit night with the humidity creating a dew of moisture on her cheek that you can gently dab away....insert picture of Fabio here......

    Anyway, I think you get it, don't you?
     
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    I was teasing! Not a stupid question, I just didn't have an answer. But I'll go along with Lil's!
    Good answer Lil'!! :D
     
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    plus, it is easier for men to orgasm, so they learn at an early age how good it feels so they want more of it!
     
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    Hell, I bet she really would have f*cked him if he had turned around an went back to where she was. As soon as he made an advance, she woulda yelled "rape" and he woulda really been f*cked then!
     
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