Iron Head
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What is there not to love about Maria Bartiromo? She was beautiful. I mean real beauty, not manufactured beauty. She was also very intelligent, personable and charming. In her prime she was a reporter on the floor of the US Stock Exchange for CNBC. She also had her own show, "Closing Bell", and later another. She just oozed sexual appeal, and she did it unintentionally. It was effortless it was just who she was.
I used to tune in every morning to CNBC for pre game coverage while having my morning coffee. I traded a lot back then, do I was habitually and constantly mining every source I could get ahold of for data. This was before the Internet became so widely available.
There she was. Every morning I was greeted by a sexy Maria. One minute I am making a mental note to check on a particular issue, the next I am taking out my cock. Maria transformed CNBC to jack-off material. That is how special she was. I was not alone in my admiration either. Even the Ramones wrote a song about Maria.
But as we grow older we realize that life is but a sequence of fleeting moments. There is good and bad times. But nothing ever lasts forever, and nothing ever remains the same. And so it was with Maria.
Eventually the unthinkable happened. Maria got old and bloated. Her career at CNBC ran its course. She left and took a spot at Fox News hosting a Sunday morning show. In the interim Satan raised his ugly head from the pits of hell and took Maria's soul, and more importantly, took her looks.
Now when I see Maria I still see some remnants of what was. But overall I mourn what has passed. It is unsettling to see the most beautiful woman in the world transform into the form of a two-crack whore. When I look at Maria on her Fox show I know that I am looking into the face of mortality and seeing the dark devastation marching towards us all, to snare us in its net of everlasting decline and death. I am frightened by this. The demise of Maria is the demise of us all. As I mourn Maria's passing, I mourn my own youth. Tonight as I jerk off to memories of Maria my jizz will be mixed with tears.
Goodbye, Maria. May you rest in peace. You will be missed.
I used to tune in every morning to CNBC for pre game coverage while having my morning coffee. I traded a lot back then, do I was habitually and constantly mining every source I could get ahold of for data. This was before the Internet became so widely available.
There she was. Every morning I was greeted by a sexy Maria. One minute I am making a mental note to check on a particular issue, the next I am taking out my cock. Maria transformed CNBC to jack-off material. That is how special she was. I was not alone in my admiration either. Even the Ramones wrote a song about Maria.
But as we grow older we realize that life is but a sequence of fleeting moments. There is good and bad times. But nothing ever lasts forever, and nothing ever remains the same. And so it was with Maria.
Eventually the unthinkable happened. Maria got old and bloated. Her career at CNBC ran its course. She left and took a spot at Fox News hosting a Sunday morning show. In the interim Satan raised his ugly head from the pits of hell and took Maria's soul, and more importantly, took her looks.
Now when I see Maria I still see some remnants of what was. But overall I mourn what has passed. It is unsettling to see the most beautiful woman in the world transform into the form of a two-crack whore. When I look at Maria on her Fox show I know that I am looking into the face of mortality and seeing the dark devastation marching towards us all, to snare us in its net of everlasting decline and death. I am frightened by this. The demise of Maria is the demise of us all. As I mourn Maria's passing, I mourn my own youth. Tonight as I jerk off to memories of Maria my jizz will be mixed with tears.
Goodbye, Maria. May you rest in peace. You will be missed.
