Man's decision to always carry a large purple dildo with him finally pays off.

[Rikurzhen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Click the link, I can't find a way to embed the video.

 

[Two Thumbs]

 

[Sherry]

The blonde kid in the background thought it was funny.

 

[Rikurzhen]

The blonde kid in the background thought it was funny.

Just goes to show you, you never know when a dildo can come in handy. Make a kid laugh, priceless. Never leave home without your giant purple dildo.

 

[ChrisL]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Click the link, I can't find a way to embed the video.

Stupid.

If I was the reporter, I probably would have smacked that little PITA and gone to jail. LOL. Not knowing WHERE that thing has been, I wouldn't appreciate it being stuck in my face.

 

[ChrisL]

That should be assault with a sexual weapon!!!

 

[Rikurzhen]

That should be assault with a sexual weapon!!!

Why though is the guy carrying a big purple dildo with him at a public event?

 

[ChrisL]

That should be assault with a sexual weapon!!!

Why though is the guy carrying a big purple dildo with him at a public event?

He probably thought he was funny and cute. NOT! Lol!