Some truly cutting humor here worth the reading.
Nevada is a sketchy, middle-aged balding man chain-smoking cigarettes he pulls from his black leather jacket, rolling dice on the bar counter top and drinking whiskey, straight up.
West Virginia is downin’ enough bud light to float a battleship, and talking nostalgically of the days when copper prices were higher.
Washington D.C. is the bartender since it’s not a state but is essential for the whole thing to keep running. Plus everyone loves it when they need something and hates it when they don’t/
All of the 50(+) @ Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar
Nevada is a sketchy, middle-aged balding man chain-smoking cigarettes he pulls from his black leather jacket, rolling dice on the bar counter top and drinking whiskey, straight up.
West Virginia is downin’ enough bud light to float a battleship, and talking nostalgically of the days when copper prices were higher.
Washington D.C. is the bartender since it’s not a state but is essential for the whole thing to keep running. Plus everyone loves it when they need something and hates it when they don’t/
All of the 50(+) @ Man Describes All 50 States If They Were People In A Bar
