Love or Sex!

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    Some 'Senior' personal ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper:


    (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?)

    FOXY LADY:
    Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
    80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
    searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
    Matching white shoes and
    belt a plus.

    LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
    Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
    and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
    Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

    SERENITY NOW:
    I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.
    If you are the silent type, let's get together,
    take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

    WINNING SMILE:
    Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
    to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

    BEATLES OR STONES?
    I still like to rock,
    still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
    If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
    let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


    MEMORIES:
    I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
    If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

    MINT CONDITION:
    Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
    many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
    Isn't in running condition, but walks well.
     

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