Little Known Jesus-Facts

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  1. eagleseven
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    eagleseven Quod Erat Demonstrandum

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    1. Jesus drinks so much in heaven that he has a constant BAC of 10%.

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    Happy Easter!
     
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    can he outdrink chuck norris?
     
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    Jesus would Roundhouse Kick Chuck Norris across half the globe.

    Just sayin'.
     
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    that's wine and matzoh. i think you mean 'happy passover'.
     
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    He never wore no shoes and ate organics. Weirdo. But that's pretty common knowledge.
     
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    Last supper---passover---same thing
     
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    darn long-haired hippie.
     
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    not to us. and jesus would have said happy passover.
     
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    Totally. :eusa_hand:
     
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    that's reverse prophetic ain't it ?
     

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