little johnnies christmas

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  1. manu1959
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    It is
    near the Christmas break of the school year. The students
    have turned in all their work and there is really nothing
    more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher
    decides to have an early
    dismissal.



    Teacher:
    "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly
    can leave early
    today."





    Little
    Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here.
    I'm smart and will answer the
    question."






    Teacher:
    "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years
    Ago'?"




    Before
    Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham
    Lincoln."





    Teacher:
    "That's right Susie, you can go
    home."




    Johnny is
    mad that Susie answered the question
    first.




    Teacher:
    "Who said 'I Have a
    Dream'?"




    Before
    Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther
    King."




    Teacher:
    "That's right Mary, you can
    go."




    Johnny is
    even madder than
    before.




    Teacher:
    "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for
    you'?"




    Before
    Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F.
    Kennedy."




    Teacher:
    "That's right Nancy, you may also
    leave."




    Johnny is
    boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
    the questions.




    When the
    teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
    would keep their mouths
    shut!"




    The
    teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID
    THAT?"




    Johnny:
    "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO
    NOW?"
     
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    Sorry, manu1959. Didn't know that you had already posted this joke. Sorry. I just posted it in another thread. I think it's a great joke so here's a little rep for you because I was such a dope.
     
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