"you may be a taliban if..."

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    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun, but you can't afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

    11. Your cousin is president of the United States
     
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    Keep hating your commander , he will be in charge for about seven more years, Try to keep up!
     
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    o come on ...its in the humor zone get a fucking sense of it...


    i loved a couple of them....but then i just got a bumpersticker that says

    "friends dont let friends decapiate infidels"
     
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    Bestiality is never a joking matter, and I don't compare women here to cows or dogs, either. Understand, heifer? See, it's not funny.
     
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    no sense of humour.....you may not live for the next seven years.....

    further....i am not in the military so he isn't my commander.....
     
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    heifer?.....to whom are you speaking?
     
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    Is it really so bad to joke about bestiality?

    Assuming no one here is a recently raped cow (or an ass?) I don't see the harm in it.
     

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