Please post original limericks about other poster's here at USMB here. (Here's one I posted on another thread and has been slightly revised.) I knew this woman named Politicalchic, Who I thought was a backwards, red-neck hick. So I went online, To compain and whine, But she neg repped me and called me a dick. There's a poster on here named Xotoxi, whose humor and writing is folksy, and I would guess If under duress, that pot is his favorite smoke-sy. When I read posts by Charles Bass, It seems he might like it in the ass, Me thinks he protests too much, He acts a little too butch, And I'd guess he'd rather be a lass. AllieBaba is a Christian fundie, Who attends church every Sundie, She thinks non-believers, should be chewed up by beavers, Because she's as insane as Ted Bundy.