Limerick Thread

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    Please post original limericks about other poster's here at USMB here.

    (Here's one I posted on another thread and has been slightly revised.)
    I knew this woman named Politicalchic,
    Who I thought was a backwards, red-neck hick.
    So I went online,
    To compain and whine,
    But she neg repped me and called me a dick.

    There's a poster on here named Xotoxi,
    whose humor and writing is folksy,
    and I would guess
    If under duress,
    that pot is his favorite smoke-sy.

    When I read posts by Charles Bass,
    It seems he might like it in the ass,
    Me thinks he protests too much,
    He acts a little too butch,
    And I'd guess he'd rather be a lass.

    AllieBaba is a Christian fundie,
    Who attends church every Sundie,
    She thinks non-believers,
    should be chewed up by beavers,
    Because she's as insane as Ted Bundy.
     
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    Here's a couple more.

    An intelligent man is editec,
    A knowledgeable head rests on his neck,
    He uses sound logic,
    And he's pedagogic,
    But idealogues think he's full of dreck.

    There's a super moderator named Gunny,
    Who's conservative especially about money,
    If you're a liberal,
    He'll severe your femoral,
    And laugh cause he thinks that its funny.
     
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    because I am bad
    at rhyming, I'd prefer to
    compose some haikus
     
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    There's already a limerick thread in the flame zone.
     
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    Yeah, but its pretty much dead, and there are a bunch of new people in the last few months (including me).

    There once a man named Paulie,
    Who was way too into basebally,
    He's a right-winger
    That wets his finger,
    Before penetrating his blow-up dolly.

    When you compare it to a real sport,
    Baseball simply falls short.
    They mostly stand,
    Its kinda bland,
    I'd rather be in traffic court.
     

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