Lifesaver Flavor

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    A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,
    using a bowl of Lifesavers.

    The children began to say:
    " Red............cherry,"
    "Yellow.........lemon,"
    "Green..........lime,"
    "Orange.........orange,"

    Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

    After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
    "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your mother
    may sometimes call your father."
    One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and
    yelled:"Oh My Gosh!!!! They're assholes!" :)
     

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