Life without parole!!!! A terrible fate...to be married alive.

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    A woman awakes during the night to find

    that her husband was not in bed.
    She puts on her robe and goes downstairs
    to look for him. She finds him sitting at the
    kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front
    of him.
    He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
    at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear
    from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
    "What's the matter, dear?", she whisper's as
    she steps into the room, "Why are you down
    here at this time of night?
    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do
    you remember 20 years ago when we were
    dating, and you were only 16?" he asks
    solemnly.
    "Yes I do" she replies.
    The husband paused, the words were not coming easily.
    "Do you remember when your father caught us in
    the back seat of my car making love?"
    "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself
    into a chair beside him.
    The husband continued..............
    "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
    my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter,
    or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"
    "I remember that too" she replied softly.
    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
    "I would have gotten out today".
     
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    :laugh: :clap:
    aint that the truth!
     
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    hahhaha!!! what an idiot!!!! You can laugh, but works the other way around there you know!!!!!! :rolleyes:
     
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    dont think ive ever heard of any chicks getting the shotgun experience like that though...
     

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