Let's offend everybody ...

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  1. manu1959
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    Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
    A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat

    Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
    A. A different bar

    Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?
    A. Sum Ting Wong

    Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
    A. A speech impediment

    Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
    A. Because they're not going to work in the future either

    Q... What do you call a Mississippi farmer with a sheep under each arm?
    A. A pimp

    Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
    A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

    Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
    A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.

    Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?
    A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'

    Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale???
    A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...'
    A southern fairytale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit.'

    Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
    A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
     
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    Where are the offenses to the northerners?
     
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    you left out *******..bitches and fags...surly there is somthing offensive you could say about these folk
     
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    you know the difference in damnded yankee and fucking yankeee...damn yankee comes down and goes home..fucking yankee comes down and stays...

    yankee leaves maine with ski strapped on the top of his car....he stop for gas....people say nice skis...he finally pulls into a small town in alabama when the gas station guy goes whats that on your car....the yankee goes this is it...we are staying here...well the yankee and roy become friends...
    one day he goes into the station and roy is not there...he ask the owner where roy was...the owner replies..."it was weird ..he strapped two ******* on his hood and headed north".
     
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    there! I tweaked it just a bit for ya!
     
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    it should say roadkill....recipes for roadkill...

    okay dyke jokes:

    what do dykes do on the 2n date?

    pick out china

    what did one dyke say to another?

    you taste like chicken
     
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    How does a redneck mother know when her daugher is on the rag?

    She can taste it on her son's penis.
     
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    What does a mexican and a cue ball have in common?

    The harder you hit them the more english you get out of them.
     
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    How do you confuse a christian?
    Replace their bible with the works of Shakespeare.

    How do you confuse a pagan?
    Tell them you aren't christian.
     

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