Let's Have It: the Stupidest, Most Illiterate, Brain-Damaged Website You've Ever Seen (Of Any Topic)

[WillMunny]

I propose the most jaw-droppingly babyish sc-fi-fantasy-fanboy-LARPER website of all time, Aint-It-Cool-News (It's been years, I don't even know/care if it still exists). What a CYBER TRAILER PARK that piece of shit is. Whenever a new movie or TV show came out, the average AICN "talkbacker" post read as follows in verbatim spelling: "I liekd (fill in the blank) an ane1 thit doznt can go lik a donkyz bals." And that's it. AICN's members' only defense for any entertainment they liked was to solicit a performance of zoophile-fellatio I'm almost positive is illegal in all 50 states. That's the average mentality of Aint-It-Cool-News and that orange-bearded, brain-addled Harry Knowles blob of infinite mass (hopefully dead by now), who was such an avalanche of hundreds of pounds, he probably had smaller people orbiting around him like planets.

 

[fncceo]

Mr. Knowles is saddened by your displeasure.

 

[WillMunny]

Mr. Knowles is saddened by your displeasure.

Yeesh, that abomination looks WORSE than I remembered! Thank you for killing my sexual libido for a long, long time, sir.

 

[WillMunny]

I just remembered an older section of the Internet's message boards with a near-0% literacy rate: remember that AOL cyber meth lab? On any type of topic of any kind, EVERY post on EVERY AOL message board was so utterly garbled in every word I never had the slightest idea what the fuck any of these special-needs-unfortunates were saying, good or bad. I never even joined in the conversation because I simply had utterly no idea what I was responding to, it was like monkeys randomly slamming on keyboards.

Look, I natively speak English. I speak basic, butchery French and basic, butchery Spanish. What I DON'T speak is deliberately scrambled fuckwit.