Vandalshandle
Gold Member
Mud,
It is very important that you and your kids avoid gays. It is contagious, you know. It rubs off on you. One minute, you will be slapping one on the back, and buying him a beer, and before you know it, you will be wearing a pink ascot scarf and sipping chardonnay while talking about Ohpra and listening to old Judy Garland songs on your IPod. You must resist! Above all, don't go to the restroom in an airport, and if you do, and someone starts taping your foot from the next stall, Start singing "The Ballad of the Green Berets" as loud as you can!
It is very important that you and your kids avoid gays. It is contagious, you know. It rubs off on you. One minute, you will be slapping one on the back, and buying him a beer, and before you know it, you will be wearing a pink ascot scarf and sipping chardonnay while talking about Ohpra and listening to old Judy Garland songs on your IPod. You must resist! Above all, don't go to the restroom in an airport, and if you do, and someone starts taping your foot from the next stall, Start singing "The Ballad of the Green Berets" as loud as you can!