Last Child Support Check!!!

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    here read this--- but you have to talk like a black guy!!!!
    > Subject: LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!!
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    > Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad dis be my las child
    suppot payment!
    >
    > Month after month, year after year, all dem damn payments!
    >
    > So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to comes to my house, and when she gits
    here, I say, "Baby girl, I wants you to take dis here check over to yo momma
    house and tell her dis be da last check she ever be gittin' from me, and I
    want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face."
    >
    > So my baby girl she take da check over to her mama. I be anxious to hear
    what she say and what she look like.
    >
    > Baby girl walk through the doe, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout dat?"
    >
    > My momma, she say to tell you dat "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the
    'spression on yo face.
     
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