here read this--- but you have to talk like a black guy!!!! > Subject: LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK!!! > > > Today my baby girl's 18th birthday. I be so glad dis be my las child suppot payment! > > Month after month, year after year, all dem damn payments! > > So I calls my baby girl, LaKeesha, to comes to my house, and when she gits here, I say, "Baby girl, I wants you to take dis here check over to yo momma house and tell her dis be da last check she ever be gittin' from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the 'spression on yo mama's face." > > So my baby girl she take da check over to her mama. I be anxious to hear what she say and what she look like. > > Baby girl walk through the doe, I say, "Now what yo momma say 'bout dat?" > > My momma, she say to tell you dat "you ain't my daddy" .... and watch the 'spression on yo face.