Nosmo King
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Can't go with Lickety Split in this town. A Lesbian couple opened up an ice cream parlor by that name here last summer so.....Hey Madeline!
According to the porn star name generator, my porn name would be Carl Holiday. Carl frickin' Holiday!?!?! Could be Reverend Carl Holiday. Could be Senator Carl Holiday. Could be Dr. Carl Holiday.
Where's the heat in Carl Holiday?
I'd rather be called Frank Phorskin.
Hit the button again, Nosmo King. It'll give you more to choose from.
Shall we just call you.....
Lickety Split
...and be done with it?