The Car, the Ditch, and the Slurpee....another BEAUTY from the iowahawk!

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  1. Mini 14

    Mini 14 Senior Member

    Jun 6, 2010
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    If you haven't found before now, you should. Burge is hilarious, and a very good writer. I've lost count of how many times he's had me rolling on the floor after spewing diet coke all over my laptop. His latest:

    The Car, the Ditch, and the Slurpee

    from Barack Obama's Big Book of Stump Speech Parables

    Thank you for that kind introduction, _EMCEE______, and let me say how good it is to be back here in the __th district of _STATE___ which was so vital in helping us take back Washington in November of 2008. And let me also say that we've made a lot of progress thanks to __DEMOCRATIC_CANDIDATE__. Neither I nor the __th district has had a more loyal and hard-working ally in Congress.

    As we all know, __DEMOCRATIC_CANDIDATE__ is facing a tough re-election campaign this November.

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