King Cobra on the loose in Orlando

[TheOldSchool]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

 

[Mr. H.]

Snake is the fruit of the swamp. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, snake-kabobs, snake creole, snake gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple snake, lemon snake, coconut snake, pepper snake, snake soup, snake stew, snake salad, snake and potatoes, snake burger, snake sandwich...

 

[TheOldSchool]

Snake is the fruit of the swamp. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, snake-kabobs, snake creole, snake gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple snake, lemon snake, coconut snake, pepper snake, snake soup, snake stew, snake salad, snake and potatoes, snake burger, snake sandwich...

This is no ordinary snake! It's a cobra!!!

 

[DarkFury]

India huh? Most likely a muslim snake, you liberals like muslims. Find him and hug him and take him home.

 

[TheOldSchool]

India huh? Most likely a muslim snake, you liberals like muslims. Find him and hug him and take him home.

Oh no the Cobra attracted a fucking idiot to the thread! Gtfo DF!

 

[S.J.]

As if Orlando didn't have enough poisonous snakes already.

Copperheads, cottonmouths, coral snakes, and 3 different rattlesnakes. Let's hope that Cobra wasn't pregnant.

 

[Mr. H.]

Snakes on plains!

Run for the hills.

 

[TheOldSchool]

The lame stream media will ignore this!!! Fuck we're gonna diiieeeeeee!!!!!!!

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

 

[S.J.]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

Maybe. Bush was pretty fucking terrible after all.

 

[Sun Devil 92]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

Maybe. Bush was pretty fucking terrible after all.

Only on his good days.

 

[S.J.]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

Maybe. Bush was pretty fucking terrible after all.

Well, he DID cause Hurricane Katrina.

 

[TheOldSchool]

Oh shit... they're fucked!!!

King Cobra On The Loose In Orlando, Florida

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

Maybe. Bush was pretty fucking terrible after all.

Well, he DID cause Hurricane Katrina.

Is he the one who caused your brain cells to vanish?

 

[S.J.]

They said people were encouraged not to catch it.

I think they should let more lose. The morons who try will be removed from the gene pool.

I blame Obama. He should've been stronger on snake policy.

Why blame Obama? It's Bush's fault.

Maybe. Bush was pretty fucking terrible after all.

Well, he DID cause Hurricane Katrina.

Is he the one who caused your brain cells to vanish?

Why, did he cause yours to?