Kevin McCarthy stiffed - Stuck with bigly check after lunch at Mar-a-Lago!

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

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The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

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The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

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“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

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Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

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For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Mac1958]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

Cruz and McCarthy have both bent over and taken it from Trump.

That's what uncontrolled, shameless ambition looks like.

 

[DrLove]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

Cruz and McCarthy have both bent over and taken it from Trump.

That's what uncontrolled, shameless ambition looks like.

Speaking of Creepy Ted Cruz ...
He agreed with AOC on the Twit that RobinHood shouldn't have taken down GameStop.
Here was her response.

 

[Uncensored2008]

Ever notice that Nazi "humor" is just more hate vomited out?

Vitriol just isn't funny.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

LOL. My god you people. What were the names of these staffers you fucking liar

McCarthy was on fed bidness so the check goes to Biden.LOLOL

 

[Uncensored2008]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

Cruz and McCarthy have both bent over and taken it from Trump.

That's what uncontrolled, shameless ambition looks like.

Speaking of Creepy Ted Cruz ...
He agreed with AOC on the Twit that RobinHood shouldn't have taken down GameStop.
Here was her response.

U.S.—Hedge fund managers nearly bankrupted by Redditors are desperately trying to fight back, but it's not looking good as the internet populist uprising continues.


Rich Wall Street investors getting squeezed by the GameStop buying frenzy are taking solace in the fact, though, that they'll get a $600 stimulus check.

"I think it's a lot of money, sure, we would have liked to get more, but $600 is significant," said Nancy Pelosi in a press conference Thursday. "I'm happy we were able to accomplish at least that much for them. We would have gotten more, but Trump blocked it."

Pelosi was then reminded that Trump is no longer the president, but she just said she'd "circle back" to that later.


Bankrupted Hedge Fund Managers To Receive $600 Stimulus | The Babylon Bee


Standard Disclaimer - the above is actual humor. Obviously members of the Reich can't recognize humor, so this is a public service pointing it out to you.

 

[Care4all]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

I sure hope that comes out of McCarthy' s pocket and not us tax payers!

 

[Care4all]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

LOL. My god you people. What were the names of these staffers you fucking liar

McCarthy was on fed bidness so the check goes to Biden.LOLOL

WHAT federal business?

 

[Uncensored2008]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

LOL. My god you people. What were the names of these staffers you fucking liar

McCarthy was on fed bidness so the check goes to Biden.LOLOL

The "Borowitz Report" is what I call "Hatire."

It has some vague similarities to satire, but replaces humor with hatred.

 

[DrLove]

Satire Alert

 

[Meathead]

Cruz and McCarthy have both bent over and taken it from Trump.

That's what uncontrolled, shameless ambition looks like.

You do that for your boyfriends, although I have no idea where ambition plays into it.

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

LOL. My god you people. What were the names of these staffers you fucking liar

McCarthy was on fed bidness so the check goes to Biden.LOLOL

WHAT federal business?

Discussing the fraud election and impeachment strategies for a planned riot.

Sources not named...lol.....all bullshit

 

[toobfreak]

PALM BEACH (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Kevin McCarthy was stuck with an “extremely large” check after having lunch at Mar-a-Lago, aides have confirmed.​

​

The House Minority Leader had enjoyed a sumptuous five-course lunch with one other person, but when the check arrived his dining companion had vanished.​

​

The check, which amounted to more than seven hundred dollars, raised eyebrows among the congressman’s staff.​

​

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.​

​

Upon closer examination, the lunch bill included a mysterious “administrative charge” amounting to six hundred dollars, which McCarthy had no choice but to pay.​

​

For his part, the Republican leader said that his visit to Mar-a-Lago was “great,” and downplayed reports that he was unable to get his parking validated, costing him an additional ninety dollars.​

Kevin McCarthy Stuck with Check for Lunch at Mar-a-Lago

“Even if you count all the Diet Cokes, that was a lot,” one staffer said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Moonglow]

Ever notice that Nazi "humor" is just more hate vomited out?

Vitriol just isn't funny.

 

[Uncensored2008]

I sure hope that comes out of McCarthy' s pocket and not us tax payers!

I sure hope you're not really as stupid as you portray yourself.

The article is Hatire.