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  1. JDzBrain
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    Howdy all. I'm just an ol' redneck from the backwoods of Kentucky. I brutally murder furry, four legged, moon eyed critters and eat 'um on a regular basis. If ya need a good recipe...just let me know. ;~)

    I was a constitutional conservative before the current batch of "constitutional conservatives" that are running for office ever read the constitution. I voted for Nixon and wouldn't take it back. I voted for McCain and then went outside and hurled!

    I'm a smart ass at times, but it's usually cause I don't suffer bullies, bull shiters or fools kindly.

    I'm not adverse to quoting Jefferson, Franklin or Mason and the Constitution holds the answer to every question we can or should ask.

    Oh, and I'll avoid the Christmas rush and just start hating Jebril now. LOL

    I'm not a big supporter of ANY man. I AM a big supporter of the Constitution!

    Ya'll gave a good 'un.
     
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    alan1 USMB Mod Staff Member Supporting Member

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    You should get drunk before posting, like I do.
    It makes the game more fun.
     
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    Howdy.

    Grab a jar of corn sqeezins and pull up a stool.


    Welcome.
     
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    I don't think you should use "corn sqeezins" and "stool" in the same sentence.
     
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    freedombecki Let's go swimmin'! Supporting Member

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    Welcome to USMB, JDzBrain. Hope you like it here.
     
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    Welcome fellow hillbilly.
     
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    Thanks folks. And actually...what makes ya think I AIN'T dunk MM? ;~)

    But sorry to say, it's Crown Royal tonight. I just flat ran out of 101 Turkey and I'm too dang lazy to make the drive to fix it tonight. Had to break into the sissy...uh, company liquor. LOL
     
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    You are, at the very least, using a mason jar........ right? I mean, come on, image is everything.
     
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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    I should try this sometime!
    Maybe it'll change my whole experience *haha*......NOT~

    But Hello0o0o0oo0oo and Welcome JD!
     
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    LOL...Heck no Ring. Jars is for cannin'. Bean cans is fer drinkin'. ;~)
     
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