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    tiger woods is changing his name to....












    cheetah woods
     
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    Nice one Bones! :lol:

    Did you make that up?
     
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    I don't know what all the fuss is about. Professional golfers get paid for putting it into different holes.
     
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    Which typically requires several strokes beforehand.
     
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    Nice one bones.

    I thought for sure it was going to be some variation on "wood"
     
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    Must be down to their stiff shafts.
     
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    And stick it into all the vaginas.
     
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    Only when in the rough.
     
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    Tiger likes to see if he can land his shot on the green.
     
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    I did hear he prefers playing the back nine.
     

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