uspatriot1776
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Not mine, but some really funny ones I found:
"Why is television (or the print media) called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."
You can lead a reporter to a story, but you can't make him think.
A totalitarian socialist invades the country and goes up to the first people he sees (a politician and a journalist) and says "I'm a totalitarian socialist and I just invaded to destroy your economy. What do you think about that?"
The journalist replies "I don't think, I just write what the politician thinks."
The journalist and the other totalitarian both look at the politician for a response. The politician glances about furtively and says "What would you like me to think about that?"
"Why is television (or the print media) called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."
You can lead a reporter to a story, but you can't make him think.
A totalitarian socialist invades the country and goes up to the first people he sees (a politician and a journalist) and says "I'm a totalitarian socialist and I just invaded to destroy your economy. What do you think about that?"
The journalist replies "I don't think, I just write what the politician thinks."
The journalist and the other totalitarian both look at the politician for a response. The politician glances about furtively and says "What would you like me to think about that?"