Jokes about the media/journalists

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    Not mine, but some really funny ones I found:

    "Why is television (or the print media) called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."

    You can lead a reporter to a story, but you can't make him think.

    A totalitarian socialist invades the country and goes up to the first people he sees (a politician and a journalist) and says "I'm a totalitarian socialist and I just invaded to destroy your economy. What do you think about that?"
    The journalist replies "I don't think, I just write what the politician thinks."
    The journalist and the other totalitarian both look at the politician for a response. The politician glances about furtively and says "What would you like me to think about that?"
     
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    What do you call a journalist with half a brain? gifted.

    Two journalists are discussing a glowing article they are writing after just finishing a sit-down interview with a famous socialist. One reporter asked the other, "Have you read Marx?" The second reporter replies "Yes, they must be from the wicker chairs."
     
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    Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future journalist?
    A: She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.
     

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