Jokes about the media/journalists

[uspatriot1776]

Not mine, but some really funny ones I found:

"Why is television (or the print media) called a medium? Because it is neither rare nor well-done."

You can lead a reporter to a story, but you can't make him think.

A totalitarian socialist invades the country and goes up to the first people he sees (a politician and a journalist) and says "I'm a totalitarian socialist and I just invaded to destroy your economy. What do you think about that?"
The journalist replies "I don't think, I just write what the politician thinks."
The journalist and the other totalitarian both look at the politician for a response. The politician glances about furtively and says "What would you like me to think about that?"

 

[uspatriot1776]

What do you call a journalist with half a brain? gifted.

Two journalists are discussing a glowing article they are writing after just finishing a sit-down interview with a famous socialist. One reporter asked the other, "Have you read Marx?" The second reporter replies "Yes, they must be from the wicker chairs."

 

[uspatriot1776]

Q: How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future journalist?
A: She has an uncontrollable craving for baloney.