Again, not mine, but they're clever: Three politicians walk into a bar, and each orders a beer. They raise their glasses and make a toast: "Here's to 59!" After downing their beers, they order another round and make the same toast: "Here's to 59!" This happens again and again. Finally, the bartender asks the politicians what the significance of the toast is. "Well," said one of them, "we put a 1,000-piece jigsaw Puzzle together in just 59 days!" "And that's a big deal?" asked the barkeep. "You bet," said the same politician, "the box said 4 to 8 YEARS!!!" A libertarian said in conversation: "Three of my legislators have died successively while in office." "Really, that's unusual. how did the first one die?" his friend said. He ate poisonous mushrooms. And how did the second one die? He ate poisonous mushrooms. And the third? He died from a bashed in skull. How did that happen? He wouldnt eat the poisonous mushrooms.