Joke I heard today

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    As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

    The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the

    daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

    A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the family room. They entered that area and observed the husband/father sitting on
    the couch, staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

    The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

    The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law."
     
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    Ew.
     
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    I think it would be "Oooooooohhhhhhhh......Ahhhhhhhhhhh"! :tng:
     
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    Whatever turns you on. I don't judge. :finger3:
     
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    "Ew" is not a judgement? Okay then... :laugh:
     
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    It's a reaction, not unlike "ew, a big pile of dog poop with a fork in it" ( I saw that on the sidewalk once).
     
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    As is "Oooooooohhhhhhhh......Ahhhhhhhhhhh" by the user of the toy.

    I wonder if it's "C" cell or "D" cell batteries? :)

    BTW...I think the joke/story was funny.
     
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    Ok.
     
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    That's a fantastic idea. *stores in mental bank*
     
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    The only problem with watching the game with your son-in-law is they don't know how to shut up. Shoot even this one just kept right on talking during the game.
     

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