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not really, just use a Klan sheet without the hoodView attachment 33618 He must have been difficult to find a costume for as a little one.
HE must no be a true bible thumper as all the ones around here claim it's the devils holiday and throw lame ass harvest festivals......Weird neighbor, bible thumper type, wife died about 12 years ago in a car accident. He was arrested for her murder but got off on a technicality. Ever since then, he has maintained a cross at the site of the "accident". There are angel statues and those grungy, faded plastic wreaths and he sometimes puts up seasonal decorations.
Last year, he piled up pumpkins. We thought wildlife might eat them but no - they just laid there rotting on top of pumpkins past.
This year,along with more pumpkins piled on top of the dried out husks of the old pumpkins and dirty old plastic floral wreaths he just drops next to the cross, he has hung a witch from a tree limb over the cross. This is the weirdest and ugliest witch, sorta greenish black long flowing gown with a broom, and it just wafts in the breeze. And a scarecrow.
It has become this huge pile of trash - with a very freaky looking witch, overlooking the mess.
Yeah, to show how much he misses his much-loved wife, I think he should add a plastic jesus statue.
Good thing about dressing as Jesus for Halloween is that you won't get blown up for it the way you would if you dressed as Allah or some such shit.
Halloween or Hallowe'en (/ˌhæləˈwiːn, -oʊˈiːn, ˌhɑːl-/; a contraction of "All Hallows' Evening"),[6] also known as Allhalloween,[7] All Hallows' Eve,[8] or All Saints' Eve,[9] is a yearly celebration observed in a number of countries on 31 October, the eve of the Western Christian feast of All Hallows' Day. It initiates the triduum of Allhallowtide,[10] the time in the liturgical year dedicated to remembering the dead, including saints (hallows), martyrs, and all the faithful departed believers.[11] Within Allhallowtide, the traditional focus of All Hallows' Eve revolves around the theme of using "humor and ridicule to confront the power of death."[12]I would be very interested in anybody can tell me exactly why we recognize Halloween as a special day in the 21st century. I mean, it is all about selling candy and decorations, but memorializing what in particular?
I guess that it is a good thing that nobody ever made a special day commemorating the invention of toilet paper, because everyone would be expected to wear a toilet paper outfit to parties once per year.