Jail Break

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    A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He
    breaks into a house to look for money & guns. Inside, he finds a young
    couple lying in bed. He orders the guy out of bed & ties him to a chair.
    While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her,
    kisses her neck, then gets up & goes into the bathroom.
    While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this
    guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of
    time in jail & hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.
    If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.
    Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very
    dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love
    you!"

    His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear.
    He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, & asked if we had any
    Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey...I love you
    too!"
     

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