I've never known anyone named Dick

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I'm 60 years old and have never met anyone who calls themselves Dick
I've known Richards, Ricks, Ricky's, Richie's but never anyone who goes by the name of Dick




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My father-in-law is called Dick. Happily, he isn't one.
 
I'm 60 years old and have never met anyone who calls themselves Dick
I've known Richards, Ricks, Ricky's, Richie's but never anyone who goes by the name of Dick




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My Stepfather used to go by the name Dick.

and he was

I bumped into the asshole years ago and now he calls himself Rich

He'll always be a Dick to me
 
My brother-in-law was a Richard in his youth but changed it to Rick in his thirties. Rick rhymes with, for those who are squeamish about Dick. Meanwhile, I don't trust anyone over the age of 12 who calls himself Ricky.
 
My brother's name is Richard but he has been called Dick all his life (he's 78). He always introduces himself as Dick on social occasions.

Of course there is the famous cartoon detective who gave birth to the phrase, "No shit Dick Tracy".
 
I have known one. Old guy lived next door to me years ago.

And there is Dick Smothers, from The Smothers Brothers.
 
I know a guy who goes by Dick but his given first name is Harry, don't recall now his middle name but it wasn't Richard, yet he goes by Dick for some reason.

Bet his middle name was Tom
 

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