Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Samson, Dec 13, 2009.
You need universal healthcare to help ya
Take a Viagra. You'll be up in no time!
I never would have thought anyone would say that.
(actually, that's pretty hypocrital of me......I always go for the low-hanging fruit)
Anyway, last night, in a VERY rare showing of mercy, I walked the dog for my slaves.
As a reward, the gods formed Black Ice on the sidewalk, upon which I slipped and sprained my right knee....at least that's what my self-diagnosis is....
It wasn't so bad last night, but this morning I can't walk on it.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.
Tonight I plan to trip one of the slaves whilst they're walking the dog.
Separate names with a comma.