ISIS Folds! Thank you, Obama!!

[CrusaderFrank]

People of the world, we have seen the error of our ways. We thought we could intimidate through violence and terrorism, we were wrong. When we saw Barack Hussein Obama, praise be his holy name, may the prophet protect him, addressing the world and focusing on the truly important issue of our time, climate change, we knew we lost. We tried, we tried hard, but we couldn't get you distracted. Thanks to your leader Obama we realize the futility of our ways and means.

We lost, the planet won

Signed, Joe ISIS

This message was printed with recycled electrons

 

[Fueri]

must've been that 'strong rebuke' issued by going to a conference.

not since a fart in the general direction of one's enemy has such an ingenious strategy been implemented to such amazing effect....

 

[Camp]

ISIS is losing territory and entire cities and towns. ISIS troops are deserting in record numbers. The offensive to kick ISIS out of Ramadi began a few days ago. Do you think ISIS can hold on to Ramadi and turn the way the war is going for them?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

ISIS is losing territory and entire cities and towns. ISIS troops are deserting in record numbers. The offensive to kick ISIS out of Ramadi began a few days ago. Do you think ISIS can hold on to Ramadi and turn the way the war is going for them?

That would be Iraq doing the job....not obama.

 

[Meathead]

Obama probably threatened them with a "Red Line" and send them scurrying into Europe.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

ISIS is losing territory and entire cities and towns. ISIS troops are deserting in record numbers. The offensive to kick ISIS out of Ramadi began a few days ago. Do you think ISIS can hold on to Ramadi and turn the way the war is going for them?

Thanks to Putin, amiright?

Obama is sideshow Bob here now

 

[Fueri]

"ISIS Folds! Thank you, Obama!"

This leads me to suggest teaching ISIS the art of Dry Cleaning to combat terror. Take their folding skills and put them to good use to offer economic opportunity to these terrorists just pining for a means to get that McMansion....

 

[Dot Com]

People of the world, we have seen the error of our ways. We thought we could intimidate through violence and terrorism, we were wrong. When we saw Barack Hussein Obama, praise be his holy name, may the prophet protect him, addressing the world and focusing on the truly important issue of our time, climate change, we knew we lost. We tried, we tried hard, but we couldn't get you distracted. Thanks to your leader Obama we realize the futility of our ways and means.

We lost, the planet won

Signed, Joe ISIS

This message was printed with recycled electrons

yeah because everyone knows repubs/conservatives can't walk and chew gum at the same time AKA- multitask.

 

[TNHarley]

ISIS is losing territory and entire cities and towns. ISIS troops are deserting in record numbers. The offensive to kick ISIS out of Ramadi began a few days ago. Do you think ISIS can hold on to Ramadi and turn the way the war is going for them?

yea, now...

 

[TNHarley]

People of the world, we have seen the error of our ways. We thought we could intimidate through violence and terrorism, we were wrong. When we saw Barack Hussein Obama, praise be his holy name, may the prophet protect him, addressing the world and focusing on the truly important issue of our time, climate change, we knew we lost. We tried, we tried hard, but we couldn't get you distracted. Thanks to your leader Obama we realize the futility of our ways and means.

We lost, the planet won

Signed, Joe ISIS

This message was printed with recycled electrons

yeah because everyone knows repubs/conservatives can't walk and chew gum at the same time AKA- multitask.

Obama can. Remember when that class-less moron did it at the Chinese Leaders Conference? Way to represent America!!

 

[Vigilante]

ISIS is losing territory and entire cities and towns. ISIS troops are deserting in record numbers. The offensive to kick ISIS out of Ramadi began a few days ago. Do you think ISIS can hold on to Ramadi and turn the way the war is going for them?

Putin must be doing ONE HELL of a job on them.... Obuma?

 

[Dot Com]

People of the world, we have seen the error of our ways. We thought we could intimidate through violence and terrorism, we were wrong. When we saw Barack Hussein Obama, praise be his holy name, may the prophet protect him, addressing the world and focusing on the truly important issue of our time, climate change, we knew we lost. We tried, we tried hard, but we couldn't get you distracted. Thanks to your leader Obama we realize the futility of our ways and means.

We lost, the planet won

Signed, Joe ISIS

This message was printed with recycled electrons

yeah because everyone knows repubs/conservatives can't walk and chew gum at the same time AKA- multitask.

Obama can. Remember when that class-less moron did it at the Chinese Leaders Conference? Way to represent America!!

metaphors are your friend.

Back to topic- Repubs and their supporters inability to multitask.

 

[CrusaderFrank]

People of the world, we have seen the error of our ways. We thought we could intimidate through violence and terrorism, we were wrong. When we saw Barack Hussein Obama, praise be his holy name, may the prophet protect him, addressing the world and focusing on the truly important issue of our time, climate change, we knew we lost. We tried, we tried hard, but we couldn't get you distracted. Thanks to your leader Obama we realize the futility of our ways and means.

We lost, the planet won

Signed, Joe ISIS

This message was printed with recycled electrons

yeah because everyone knows repubs/conservatives can't walk and chew gum at the same time AKA- multitask.

Obama can. Remember when that class-less moron did it at the Chinese Leaders Conference? Way to represent America!!

metaphors are your friend.

Back to topic- Repubs and their supporters inability to multitask.

"Compared to Climate change, global warming is the JV Team" -- fake quote attributed to Barack Multitasking Obama

 

[Dot Com]

hyperbolic thread is hyperbolic.

At least Frank57 did have the foresight to put it in the satire sub-forum although the Rubber Room would've been more appropriate

 

[Dot Com]

Don't say I never gave you nuthin' CrusaderFrank