Are bootlegged live albums okay? If not, is there some way to bind the demon to my will? I would like to have a minor devil do my housework for me.
lol,,, there you go again.
Excuse me but I believe that you would need a minion to do your housework for you but then you would have to be a minor devil yourself. the more minions you collect the more you important you will seem.. The more advanced that you become in religion and the secrets of sorcery the more you will be afraid of jewelry, (especially gold crosses), garlic, nose rings, rock and roll, atheists, Mexicans, tattoos, and little children in costumes on Halloween. If you go all the way down and become a holy man in the hierarchy of hell you will see demonic activity everywhere because invisible demons will have found a nice home in your empty head for all of their friends to gather like the homeless gather in an abandoned building..
You're probably better off just doing the housework yourself.
So the devil uses the same business plan as Amway?
LOL,, well kinda sort of. Motivational sales tactics, tent revival, whats the difference? Its all about slight of hand and picking pockets and making people want what they do not need and most likely will never have. It seems that as soon as you cut off one head another one appears in another guise. when one devil is cast out it wanders around the desert regions until it finds a brain swept clean of intelligent thoughts and brings along seven devils more evil than themselves to use the person like a human farm animal in their captivity in the hopes of getting a percentage of their earnings, a raise and a large end of the year bonus, or presents from God if you are religious and tithe regularly, (as soon as you die, that is).
To some people Its all about the bottom line, whoever they screw, right? Don't forget to bring a friend!
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