Imagine How Alexandria Cortez Would Answer A Question Regarding The Current Turkey Financial Crisis?

Let's face it I have seen pet rocks with 10 more IQ points then her.
Of course she would try and make any debate look racist, sexist or some other so called crime. How is she going to debate someone that knows the word debate?
 
they should have her sit right next to Kellie Pickler and ask both of them the question.
Oh God! Priceless!
now wait a second! I thought Turkey was a continent.
Now it’s for dinner!
Kellie Pickler: Now uhm, what about that country named "Hungry" is that like right next to Turkey?
Hungry iz wut makz ya eat Turkey!
maybe the neighboring nation of "Ham" can step in and bail out Turkey?
 
Oh God! Priceless!
now wait a second! I thought Turkey was a continent.
Now it’s for dinner!
Kellie Pickler: Now uhm, what about that country named "Hungry" is that like right next to Turkey?
Hungry iz wut makz ya eat Turkey!
maybe the neighboring nation of "Ham" can step in and bail out Turkey?
Why bring up William Shatner?
 
now wait a second! I thought Turkey was a continent.
Now it’s for dinner!
Kellie Pickler: Now uhm, what about that country named "Hungry" is that like right next to Turkey?
Hungry iz wut makz ya eat Turkey!
maybe the neighboring nation of "Ham" can step in and bail out Turkey?
Why bring up William Shatner?
Kellie: so like, this is really hard!, can I like buy a vowel, or phone a friend?
 
now wait a second! I thought Turkey was a continent.
Now it’s for dinner!
Kellie Pickler: Now uhm, what about that country named "Hungry" is that like right next to Turkey?
Hungry iz wut makz ya eat Turkey!
maybe the neighboring nation of "Ham" can step in and bail out Turkey?
Why bring up William Shatner?
Alex Trebac: Ok, Miss Alexandria, for 2000.00,, the answer is "The Nation Of Checkoslavokia"
 
"whats a turkey?

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Alex:ugh, we have a country out there called Turkey? what kind of stupid name is that for a country?
 
Well she doesn't sound like she's the brightest bulb in the box that's for sure.

Hell she accuses a person who wants to debate her as having bad intentions.

Not to bright folks.
 
American Idol gives back...to the African Continent.
Question...what the hell did the African Continent give to us that we’re giving back?
 
American Idol gives back...to the African Continent.
Question...what the hell did the African Continent give to us that we’re giving back?
Alex: what? but I thought Africa was a country in Europe. or was it Asia?
 
Miss Cortez: Well like I totally think turkeys should unionize and be more socialist. Like they really don’t like have a like union to represent them and like tell them how to save money. And like all farm animals like cows and like other like animals are just so like confined you know? Like they really are. They can’t like go anywhere on their own so we need to like socialize like turkeys you know? If turkeys had Medicare imagine how much money we could like save from the funeral costs of turkeys. It would be like billions of dollars and actually like bring down the cost of their healthcare!

I like totally nailed this one. Like for real.
 
Miss Cortez: Well like I totally think turkeys should unionize and be more socialist. Like they really don’t like have a like union to represent them and like tell them how to save money. And like all farm animals like cows and like other like animals are just so like confined you know? Like they really are. They can’t like go anywhere on their own so we need to like socialize like turkeys you know? If turkeys had Medicare imagine how much money we could like save from the funeral costs of turkeys. It would be like billions of dollars and actually like bring down the cost of their healthcare!

I like totally nailed this one. Like for real.
Cortez: I, personally believe that all U.S. Turkeys should all get maps, then like, they can all find their way to states like, "Thee New Hampshire" and "Thee East Virginia". And like I also believe that most Turkeys should have the right to vote without any ID, in places Such as Los Angeles, Manhattan and that Chit-Hole, Newark New Joisy.
 

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