I'm oh so baaaad....

[RadiomanATL]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!

So we were deciding what to eat, and my wife says "Hey, I think there's some steak in the freezer, why don't we take that out to eat".

My response..."Nah, I'm not really hungry. Lets just pop a frozen pizza in the oven". So thats what we did.

Cha-CHING!! The steaks are aaaaaall MINE for the next few nights.

 

[Modbert]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsUXAEzaC3Q]YouTube - Michael Jackson - Bad[/ame]

 

[RadiomanATL]

'Bert, when you get older it's the small things that make your day.

Not having to share 3 steaks definitely qualifies.

You'll understand better when your not in-utero anymore.

 

[Modbert]

'Bert, when you get older it's the small things that make your day.

Not having to share 3 steaks definitely qualifies.

You'll understand better when your not in-utero anymore.

Oh I don't doubt it.

Small things make my day now.

 

[Samson]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!.

I love it when this happens.

LOVE IT: Using the SAME PLATE and FORK EVERY DAY.....OMG it must be what heaven is like.....

 

[RadiomanATL]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!.

I love it when this happens.

LOVE IT: Using the SAME PLATE and FORK EVERY DAY.....OMG it must be what heaven is like.....

Drinking the milk out of the carton. Farting and not having to blame it on the dog or the baby....

Yes...definitely heaven.

 

[random3434]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!

So we were deciding what to eat, and my wife says "Hey, I think there's some steak in the freezer, why don't we take that out to eat".

My response..."Nah, I'm not really hungry. Lets just pop a frozen pizza in the oven". So thats what we did.

Cha-CHING!! The steaks are aaaaaall MINE for the next few nights.

You are going to Hell !!!!!!!!!!!

 

[xotoxi]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!.

I love it when this happens.

LOVE IT: Using the SAME PLATE and FORK EVERY DAY.....OMG it must be what heaven is like.....

Drinking the milk out of the carton. Farting and not having to blame it on the dog or the baby....

Yes...definitely heaven.

You can take your clothes off at the end of the day and leave them right where you take them off.

You can lie diagnonally in the bed.

You can shit in the downstairs toilet all week long without flushing and see if you can fill it completely up.

 

[JW Frogen]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!

So we were deciding what to eat, and my wife says "Hey, I think there's some steak in the freezer, why don't we take that out to eat".

My response..."Nah, I'm not really hungry. Lets just pop a frozen pizza in the oven". So thats what we did.

Cha-CHING!! The steaks are aaaaaall MINE for the next few nights.

You sir, are worse than Hitler.

Always give your big, hot, juicey steak to the lady.

 

[The Infidel]

So my wife is going out of town tomorrow for a week and taking the kids with her. WoooHooo!!! Vacation for me too, and I don't have to drive anywhere!

So we were deciding what to eat, and my wife says "Hey, I think there's some steak in the freezer, why don't we take that out to eat".

My response..."Nah, I'm not really hungry. Lets just pop a frozen pizza in the oven". So thats what we did.

Cha-CHING!! The steaks are aaaaaall MINE for the next few nights.

Thats great.... way to go

 

[Sherry]

You are so selfish. The guilt will eat you up.

 

[strollingbones]

you buy the damned kids steak?

you do know about potted meat sammies, right?

 

[Zoom-boing]

So . . . . when does your wife get a week off with no hubby and no kids?

 

[Modbert]

You are so selfish. The guilt will eat you up.

Well it's a good thing the guilt will digest all that steak first.

 

[Sherry]

You are so selfish. The guilt will eat you up.

Well it's a good thing the guilt will digest all that steak first.

What would really suck is if it gave him a raging case of diahreaha.

 

[masquerade]

You are so selfish. The guilt will eat you up.

Both my kids will be gone for a week in July. No communication what-so-ever.
Yes, it will be strange because they've never both been away for so long. The man is still working his regular shifts, but guess who's taking a vacation that week. ( giggle ) ME! Selfish? Maybe.

 

[Modbert]

What would really suck is if it gave him a raging case of diahreaha.

Next time he'll give her the steaks then.

 

[Modbert]

Both my kids will be gone for a week in July. No communication what-so-ever.
Yes, it will be strange because they've never both been away for so long. The man is still working his regular shifts, but guess who took her vacation that week. ( giggle ) ME! Selfish? Maybe.

So you'll be making plenty of sammiches for him then?

 

[masquerade]

Both my kids will be gone for a week in July. No communication what-so-ever.
Yes, it will be strange because they've never both been away for so long. The man is still working his regular shifts, but guess who took her vacation that week. ( giggle ) ME! Selfish? Maybe.

So you'll be making plenty of sammiches for him then?

As many as he can handle!

 

[Sherry]

Whoa, I think I just figured out what a sammich is.