I'm confused.

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  1. RWNJ
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    I’M CONFUSED.

    I'm Confused.
    Are You Confused?
    Are They Confused?
    Is Our Media Confused?
    Are Our Politicians Confused?

    IF WE COULD JUST FIGURE OUT WHO'S CAUSING THE PROBLEM.

    LET’S SEE . . . DO I UNDERSTAND THIS THING CORRECTLY?
    The Shoe Bomber was a Muslim
    The Beltway Snipers were Muslims
    The Fort Hood Shooter was a Muslim
    The underwear Bomber was a Muslim
    The U.S.S. Cole Bombers were Muslims
    The Madrid Train Bombers were Muslims
    The Bali Nightclub Bombers were Muslims
    The London Subway Bombers were Muslims
    The Moscow Theater Attackers were Muslims
    The Boston Marathon Bombers were Muslims
    The Pan-Am flight #93 Bombers were Muslims
    The Air France Entebbe Hijackers were Muslims
    The Iranian Embassy Takeover was by Muslims
    The Beirut U.S. Embassy bombers were Muslims
    The Libyan U.S. Embassy Attack was by Muslims
    The Buenos Aires Suicide Bombers were Muslims
    The Israeli Olympic Team Attackers were Muslims
    The Kenyan U.S, Embassy Bombers were Muslims
    The Saudi, Khobar Towers Bombers were Muslims
    The Beirut Marine Barracks bombers were Muslims
    The Besian Russian School Attackers were Muslims
    The first World Trade Center Bombers were Muslims
    The Bombay & Mumbai India Attackers were Muslims
    The Achille Lauro Cruise Ship Hijackers were Muslims
    The September 11th, 2001 Airline Hijackers were Muslims

    THINK ABOUT IT.
    Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
    Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
    Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
    Christians living with Shinto’s = No Problem
    Shinto’s living with Confucians = No Problem
    Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem
    Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
    Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
    Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
    Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
    Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
    Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
    Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
    Christians living with Jews = No Problem
    Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
    Buddhists living with Shinto’s = No Problem
    Shinto’s living with Atheists = No Problem
    Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
    Confusion’s living with Hindus = No Problem

    WHEREAS ?
    Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
    Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
    Muslims living with Christians = Problem
    Muslims living with Jews = Problem
    Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
    Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
    Muslims living with Shinto’s = Problem
    Muslims living with Atheists = Problem
    MUSLIMS LIVING WITH MUSLIMS = BIG PROBLEM?

    SO THIS LEADS TO THE QUESTION. ARE YOU STILL CONFUSED?
    They're not happy in Gaza
    They're not happy in Egypt
    They're not happy in Libya
    They're not happy in Morocco
    They're not happy in Iran
    They're not happy in Iraq
    They're not happy in Yemen
    They're not happy in Afghanistan
    They're not happy in Pakistan
    They're not happy in Syria
    They're not happy in Lebanon
    They're not happy in Nigeria
    They're not happy in Kenya
    They're not happy in Sudan

    SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
    They're happy in Australia
    They're happy in England
    They're happy in Belgium
    They're happy in France
    They're happy in Italy
    They're happy in Germany
    They're happy in Sweden
    They're happy in the USA & Canada
    They're happy in Norway & India
    They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic?

    AND WHO DO THEY BLAME FOR THEIR UNHAPPINESS?
    Not Islam.
    Not Their Leadership.
    Not Themselves.

    THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN.


    I’M REALLY CONFUSED.

    AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN, TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRIES THEY CAME FROM, WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY IN ?

    NOW I’M COMPLETELY CONFUSED AND STUMPED?

    ANY IDEA WHO MIGHT BE CAUSING THE PROBLEM?

    THE ISLAMIC PROTESTERS SAY THAT IT’S TRUMP.

    I’M CONFUSED. IS THIS REAL?AL ?
     
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    You're on iggy again.

    I let you off for Lent.

    Now you're back on it.
     
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    And this matters to me, how?
     
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    No need to be confused. They're only happy when they're killing their enemy (which is everybody who isn't them).
     

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