I'm 70!

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    Turned that corner yesterday with people telling me it's the "new 50" but I been 50 and that ain't true. I figure my heart started beating before I was born so I'm older than 70 by a few heart months. I was never supposed to get this far. They told me I'd never survive my '65 GTO, Vietnam, flat-tracking a Ducati, the GoJu Kai karate wars, marrying a lunatic blonde artist, fathering 7 sons, investing in Lehman and Bear Stearns (they were almost right about that) or being a Perot and then a Trump voter. Yet here I is still alive and well.

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    We'll keep kicking there's still work to be done!
     
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    Happy dirge day.....Now give yourself a coffee enema...
     
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    '65 GTO SWEEEEET!!! Congrats on making the milestone. Here's a free exotic dancer for your birthday :boobies:
     
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    Can't we get all these contrary old farts turning 70 into the same thread? They probably deserve each other.
     
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    389 trips, tiger paws, and a Hurst on the floor....no radio...I wanted to hear every noise she made. Won some money with that one and wonder if I'll ever run into her again....dark green, black vinyl top.
     
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    Happy birthday (in Russian)!
     
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