I would like to register a complaint

It doesn't made sense. If you have a very elegant hotel with a very posh elegant honeymoon suite, why would you have a shower stall that is barely big enough for one person?
Makes it pretty damn difficult.

 

Was there a hot tub or jacuzzi for two?

 

you could use soap and a washcloth

 

Dillo, get real. Why would you use a shower stall to shower?

 

got me---I never get dirty

 

The stall size is perfect for those of average weight. Perhaps a diet is in your future.

 

They should consider that shower stalls can be used for more than just showering.

 

ya ya--we got it

do you think you invented this phenomenon or do you just like to brag about your sexcapades?

 

I believe the most widely held opinion would be, beds are for more than sleeping and showers are for after. Don't worry though, as you get older and more experienced you'll adapt and "Over-come".

 

You need to learn to extend your boundaries.