JimBowie1958
Old Fogey
- Sep 25, 2011
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I get up in the morning, and I tell the sun to dim down untill I can get my breakfast, and it does because I am white.
I go to the nearest government office and I say give me some money, and the ladies there all say 'Of course Mr Bowie; how much do you want?' and I walk out with my wallet full of Benjamins and a seven figure checking account. Why, because I am white, of course.
While standing in line at the Burger King, everyone in line notices that we are all white and the store staff is all white, and we break out the jams! Great times had by all and the store staff gave us as much food as we wanted all for free. Why? Because we are white, bubba!
I really like knowing that I am white and when I die I will still be white as my bones age and slowly rot into dust.
A proud privileged white man until the bitter end.
And why? Because idiot liberals wont let me forget it!
roflmao
I go to the nearest government office and I say give me some money, and the ladies there all say 'Of course Mr Bowie; how much do you want?' and I walk out with my wallet full of Benjamins and a seven figure checking account. Why, because I am white, of course.
While standing in line at the Burger King, everyone in line notices that we are all white and the store staff is all white, and we break out the jams! Great times had by all and the store staff gave us as much food as we wanted all for free. Why? Because we are white, bubba!
I really like knowing that I am white and when I die I will still be white as my bones age and slowly rot into dust.
A proud privileged white man until the bitter end.
And why? Because idiot liberals wont let me forget it!
roflmao