I just got my 23andme test results back too....

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    Does anyone besides me give a shit?
     
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    Is it true that you are part Betelgeusian?
     
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    17%, but I am ignoring that because I'd rather be all white.
     
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    I'm hoping I'm part Na'vi. Then I could get some genetic engineering done to enhance my ability to grow a plug-in braid so I could power my own Prius!

    Of course, that would entail having to actually acquire a Prius, which I am loathe to do as they are quite lousy cars.
     
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    As I understand the process, the results don't really matter. They put down what they actually find in your DNA, but if you don't like it, you can just deny whatever, promote whatever, and make up your own shit to fill the holes, thus proving in the process that YOU ARE NOT RACIST.

    Best $199 I ever spent!

    And I agree....the Prius is the 21st century Pinto.
     
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    Wow!

    In looking at the results sent back from 23andme, I was able to fabricate a story which reveals that Martin Luther King is my Grandfather!

    But I have no African American blood, and anyone who says I do is racist and stooopid!!

    I also have the "women gotta have some" marker.
     
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    I just got my 23andMe results back.

    98.6% Northwestern European
    74.6% British & Irish
    13.1% French & German
    0.2% Scandinavian
    10.6% Broadly Northwestern European
    1.4% Southern European
    1.2% Iberian
    0.1% Broadly Southern European

    I am surprised there is no Native American. But it is what it is. I am a very white Whiteboy.
     
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    winter even my bad math skills say something is wrong there lol
     
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    It's really bad when Bonesey spots your math as being bad. :badgrin:
     
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    i simply refuse to pay for a test to tell me i am a white girl
     

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